Good and real Vanilla = best

I mean… the Brits invented “mushy peas”

And they dare to make fun of Germans and their Nudelsalat, Wurstsalat, etc

Actually, there is only 1 Santa who gets cloned into every Santa believing household on earth. But this clone has a deadly allergy to milk. The body gets removed by an elf afterwards.

Giggity.

I‘m easy. I eat what I don’t know and if I know everything I take what I won’t make at home.

This is going down in history

𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖎𝖒𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖕𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗, 𝕮𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖒𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖎𝖙 𝖘𝖆𝖞 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎?

𝕾𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖞, 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖊 𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖆 𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖍𝖈𝖔𝖆𝖙.

Well the windows case sensitivity is not just Bad or bad1 but also baD2 too.

Unix users think it’s bad, Bad, bAd, baD, BAd, bAD, BaD and BAD

Huh. I thought it was logarithmic.

This year, a lot of baby pets are going to be Christmas presents. A lot of them will be returned.

Make a difference. Get yourself some senior cats and dogs and give them the happy Christmas they deserve. Only If you can afford it.

Our child 🛠️

My wife and I have carpets next to our sides. She did not want them to mismatch :(

Heterosexual men don’t decorate beyond the social minimum standard that it doesn’t look empty. This is not decorated, everything is just “put somewhere” where it is easily accessible.

I‘m 30 and still like this. Granted, COVID changed a lot on how I see things. Sadly COVID made me quit partying.

I know a person who professionally does something with text. She made it her mission to format every single email in ComicSans, bold, italic, red, centered.