She’s deid

The Manufacturers

And maybe twist if you have the time…

start licking your lips

Lookin’ like a new Transformers.

special hotline exclusively for CEOs

Trauma Team: Origins

Not even pineapple could save that.

I think it means that OpenSUSE is “all of the above”—stability, flexibility, security—because those are qualities frequently attributed to German things/products.

It isn’t really a joke in the sense of it making fun of Germany or anything like that.

nvidia card by any chance?

I think random freezing is one of the symptoms of installing it with Ventoy. Ventoy mucks up one of the installer flags or something like that, so even the wiki indicates it’s not supported. (Neither is installing it from the Live tester, if I’m not mistaken.)

German engineering.

Just billionaires/millionaires?

If it’s a matter of culling parasites, everyone down to about middle-manager level should be included IMHO.

Should of, would of, could of.

It’s Baloo!

“After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances.”

Moscow Police: Oh, silly me. Did I say packages? I meant package—singular. 😏

Lights up clear as day under UV.

Obviously some kind of 2015 hover conversion.