$1200 in damages - facing five years in prison. Hoo boy

Oh, beans…

Wow, I heard this guy died years ago… doing what he loved

I don’t know if I’m going to look this one up though

Oof, I feel you. My program was a little different, but when we had to do reports and documentation I really struggled. It just doesn’t have the same pizzazz as the code itself, you know?

I don’t have any tips to offer, but still, good luck to you!

Gotcha, thanks for clarifying

I probably shouldn’t distract you from it, but I’m genuinely curious. Do you get to define your own project, or do you have to follow a specific guideline / requirements list?

If it’s the former, I might be able to point you towards some Godot projects where you can copy a video game and change it just enough to call it your own. Whether that meets academic guidelines I offer no guarantees, but with a good tutorial you could crank out a complete game in a day.

Is this a Non-Exam Assessment?

As you advance in your career, you’re going to appreciate when people define their Three-Letter Acronyms (TLA)

I believe this is indicating that it’s using the Python syntax highlighting.

Which is still a failure, don’t get me wrong. But I don’t think that AI truly knows the difference between one language and another anyway

That’s crazy, how can somebody not know what brand of laptop they…

HOLY SHIT ME TOO

Mandatory tipping is baloney. I feel like there’s a word for when you charge a required percentage on a transaction, but I’m taxing myself trying to think of it

I don’t get why restaurateurs think they’re special and don’t need to pay their employees a living wage.

Mind the toothpick

Imagine having the first four, but still somehow not making it to the fifth

Every other skilled trade just says “Fast, Right, or Cheap: pick two.”

It’s not my fault if they always pick fast and cheap

Who’s got time to laugh at an image?

But I need a job to buy water 😥

Initial attempts to search for this were frustrated because my search engine kept trying to find rhymes for “FOSS” or “Open Source”

However, I did find an app with credits that showed what libraries it used.

In particular, this one might be up your alley: Carnegie Mellon pronouncing dictionary. It looks like you’d still have to combine it with an existing dictionary in order to find the rhymes, but at least you can get the pronunciation

I don’t understand, you didn’t get the jokes? I forwarded the chain letter to everyone

God, that’s a mood and a half.

When my depression advanced, I was hopeful that not having feelings would mean not being sad anymore. I was disappointed, turns out feeling something is better than feeling nothing. Talk about a devil’s bargain.

Good luck out there, stranger. Tomorrow’s another day

After Kumar woke up on the pyre, he was rushed back to BDK hospital’s ICU. However, his condition did not improve. After an attempt to refer him to the SMS hospital, Kumar sadly died en route.

Are we sure this time?

Often times, people learn that the stove is hot by touching it.

It’s easier to blame the stove than the person who touched it. But if you laugh when you watch it happen, you’re probably not laughing at the stove.