And this one gets a gift to distract him from destroying the tree. Got it.

Memes will never enshitify

So what represents the single aspect of the system that benefits from the enshitification for everything else?

Well done with the title

That was a bit of hyperbole. But we could always say “if you didn’t get a free puppy, it’s because Trump and his Republicans hate puppies”

The ones who still think Obamacare and ACA are different things definitely need a catchy label and marketing if they’re gonna vote for it.

Or just lie to them, their own leaders have learned it doesn’t matter what you tell them. Call it the “everyone gets a puppy” Bill or whatever. Then tell them they got a free puppy. They won’t know they didn’t.

The stuff the government does that he likes is the will of the people. The parts he is trained to think are bad are forced on him.

Could this be the “are we the baddies?” moment?

And he didn’t kill them himself. He’s more of a Charles Manson figure or a mob boss.

Google “Here are 5 million results that say you can’t bring a gun in your suitcase, and ONE that says you can”

Clown selecting the ONE result “I KNEW IT”

Google “Just because I have it doesn’t make it true!!”

Tobaccoke

“great job improving the accuracy of determining a precise meter! Now let’s get back to it and see if we can make it even more accurate!”

PSA - Reminder for your safety as well as others, always clear all the ice and snow from your car before you even think about sinking into the earth

They just need to work more hours so they have less time to think about it

Damn that article just doesn’t give a slightest fuck about citing any sources

Please explain why??

*wipe with towel

Hey, my dad only gave me a small million dollar loan and I did alright.

And so Kedging is used only in tighter spaces where angles are not an option, like harbors or rivers

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