How many optional organs does this poor guy have?

I know that, like a lot of my fellow 'Muricans, I will try to avoid seeing a health care provider until I absolutely have to. Random inexplicable pain? Hopefully it gets better on its own in a few days.

Which I know is not at all smart, but 1. there are not enough doctors to go around and 2. the ones we do have are understandably burned out AF and 3. the insurance bullshit is brutal.

The insurance carriers make it very clear that you have done something wrong if you go see a health care provider.

“Insurance is for collecting premiums only”. They are the “no take, only throw” dog meme in real life.

There was at least one care bear on Lemmy saying ‘think of his family’, etc.

Nah, I will think about the families of the tens of thousands of private insurance victims instead.

Tight.

Love everything about it except for the Spez watermark

Making this about yourself is where you screwed up.

What is my D&D group doing on here

Go away, robut!

woop-woop-woop-woop

Many times you can compact that stuff down with minimal effort. Just use the bag or whatever you’re throwing away so that you aren’t touching the other garbage with your hand.

I’m the War on Christmas guy, and I’m getting my ass handed to me every single year.

GRRM was trolling all along.

I’m going to need a six-pack, please.

Because I know that Andre Rush is a passionate chef. He’s well-known. Look him up!

When 45 was in office, the WH kitchen staff complained that they were very under-utilized compared to other presidents.

Poor bastard was waiting for Windows update to finish.

The White House has one of the best chefs and kitchens in the world, and this dumbass will be ordering McD’s and KFC for 4 years.

We can’t see his feet, but there’s a 99% chance he’s wearing a pair of filthy sandals with way too many miles on them.

new fetish unlocked

I was hoping to find ProZD in here!

An “optics first” mindset. Sadly, it’s probably even worse in 2024.