Buy 100 stickers, stick one in every place you can think of

Oh sweet caffeine, race conditions in the constructor

Yep, they basically copied Google’s approach. It’s good, but has got some flaws.

I do enjoy the memes :p

More like 0.001% of an oil exec

To make it easier to understand for our short term minds, let’s sketch a different scenario.

You hire a bodyguard. They’re a 7"2 giant bodybuilder with armor. Then someone walks towards you with a knife, raising it up and staring you in the eyes with a frantic expression.

Your giant bodyguard steps aside, and watches are you slowly get tortured to death. Little by little, while you scream for help. The bodyguard tells you Venezuelan blood torture is not covered.

I think someone might rightfully be upset with this bodyguard company. Perhaps as much as the health insurance company that forces people to go into a year long legal battle to get cancer treatment.

At least, that’s what I’ve been hearing about the healthcare system in the usa as of recent.

I’ve never gotten the appeal if riot games. They’re just a##holes.

It’s a bit nuanced. But by this definition, I would not call my job “work”. I love what I do and I out effort into it.

You know… that kinda vow would be a great idea! Doctors take an oath like thing too, right?

So vote democrat! We want those movies!

repeat 4x

That includes that stuff, yep.

That does not matter, cookies and other local web storage can though

Dutch, and I have a vive

Cookies and other ways of keeping a session upright are kept by the browser. So unless you’re mad enough to copy cookies between devices, they prove you’re on the same device.

Using a password every time you log in, and letting your browser wipe everything on shutdown does not show websites wether you’re on yhe same or another device.

Did you live under a rock?

That is plain old substance abuse, I’d have deleted that too.

Just like a pc, you can wipe your phone. Albeit with a couple more steps. When I think I’m dealing with a compromised system, I wipe it and restore the backup.

…you do have a backup, right?

…as long as you are blocking tracking cookies, and aren’t on a session with a website that’s tracking you.

Otherwise, you just have a nice unique hash in your cookies. A password manager could help here.

Interesting, this is a cool test! Unsurprisingly, my setup is rather unique.

One thing that stood out to me is that it failed to detect my adblocker. Also, my screen size alone is unique: 1 in 181697 of this 181697 browsers tested.