“I was a Trump supporter,” he said on Wednesday. “I voted for Trump last election, but, because I thought it was going to be like … against criminals, not every Hispanic, Spanish-lookalike.”

WHAT IN THE SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK MADE YOU THINK THAT, IDIOT?

God, that actually sounds kind of nice.

Man, jokes aside, having a 30 hour erection must have been really hard.

I see you’ve met my dad.

Kind of reminded me of this one.

I keep my fireworks in the warming drawer.

Maybe if you’re on a boat, it’ll feel like Mexico City.

Firearms dealer

So beautiful…

Are we not supposed to be eating uncooked hot dogs?

They bottle it up and market it as Bud Light