No, I’m just old. Crap.

Only because we no longer have an attention span.

I wish I was the Mothman.

The expression “two sides of the same coin” does not mean two things that are the same. It means two things with the same base and opposite expressions.

As such, the same side of two different coins indicates two different bases with the same expression

The metaphor works better and acknowledges more nuance than the Yin Yang.

i luv thu little tacos! I LUV DEM GOOD!!!11

Pretzel buns are where it’s at

I would like to downvote this

People out here skimming

No.

It’s only a lot for a grocery worker if cost-of-living is similarly low. It is not.

No, the United States is the center of the known universe and only Our symbolism is valid.

It’s funny because we’d actually be giving ourselves the handout because we actually pay taxes.

invest as much of your money as you can in the stock market

So, $0 because my body is too broken to be commodified. Can’t buy anyone’s vote. Sad.

Well, he’s a man.