Blaster M

Works fine for me

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gävle_goat)

This has the same kind of energy as the swedish goat statue that always gets set on fire.

El Ammo Bandito

This is like the swedish xmas hay goat that always catches on fire… except this is less destructive

“And if that don’t work, use more gun!”

– America in a nutshell

Careful now, that much salt in your diet will lead to all sorts of problems…

When you can’t afford to move but you live on the Florida coast

Debian stable let’s goooooo

“But think of the jobs the meteor will create!”

Sword-Chucks. Fighter’s greatest invention. Comes with the slight risk of disarming yourself, literally.

Microsoft Flight Simulator: A whole airplane on the couch

I prefer the ones with the car dash warning icons on it

Just imagine placing this in the front yard as an ornament and watching it sink into the ground from its weight.

99 percent of the time I’ve had to deal with a bsod in Windows, it was a bad driver (Intel controllerless Wi-Fi, for one) or a software issue (Malwarebytes Premium or Kaspersky + insert networking app here). Sometimes it’s a hardware problem (stupid ASUS laptops with builtin RAM), and rarely, a bad disk clone (gotta do that bcdboot)

last access time

If you’re running it thru the FUSE driver perhaps…proprietary ntfs drivers absolutely rip

Also make sure last access time is turned off, that is a nice auditing feature for opsec, but it slows things down for the normal user. It should be off by default above 256GB drive sizes.

pointy-eared leaf lovers

Have a music video remake in SFM

ROCK! AND! STONE!