“Bernie is too old to be president” immediately votes in people just as old 3 times in a roe

Bold to assume he’ll stop there if he’s still breathing

I am immortal

Is it more probable that nature should go out of her course or that a man should tell a lie? We have never seen, in our time, nature go out of her course. But we have good reason to believe that millions of lies have been told in the same time. It is therefore at least millions to one that the reporter of a miracle tells a lie.

Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason

mail

“Ok let me check on something”

Uptime: 156 hours

"let’s restart using what I like to call, ‘the right way’ "

No whisky?

There used to be one in this town that just said “open water” with no elaboration.

It means they built a damn and flooded where the road used to go and it now goes directly into a lake.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/haucpf/comment/fv505w1/

I’ve heard it sounds like someone with a Slavic accent speaking Spanish

I’ve heard the same from a university professor.

I think his wording was pretty close to “their ‘don’t give a shit’ factor is through the roof”

Honestly, similar with my work too. Covid seemed to amplify the idea for lots of people that ‘they don’t give a shit about you’ so people just stopped killing themselves trying so hard.

I always actually liked the second one better.

“Suuure. Totally.”