It was little Bobby Tables

The rest of the phrase is “get along little doggie”. Basically the worst thing you could say on a Wednesday.

I hope they can handle the centuries of persecution and capital punishment.

This is to scale as well so that’s a very large B52

You just forgot about the ice and cream portion didn’t you?

Remember, if you can’t light your ice cream on fire without it melting then find yourself a different brand.

Organic food rots, ewww. Processed food can last forever, yayyyy!

I design optics and I’ve seen a return request because they “couldn’t see the target” and included photos to show what they meant. The customer installed it backwards and didn’t bother trying the other way.

Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.

I’m pretty sure David Copperfield made it disappear few years earlier.

Bunkerbuster

As a Gen-X representative what is tiktoks?

Cunts like would kill everything in the ocean to make a dollar

Last week tonight did a great exposé on him: https://youtu.be/qW7CGTK-1vA?si=xwxi2Ixlnl9QRToS

I don’t think drinking slowed down one bit just because smoking was removed indoors.

My first job as a waiter had a smoking section. Was banned just a year later but imagine being forced to work in that condition.

Nobody has ever asked for more teeth when getting a DJ

I wasn’t talking about Biden. I was talking about the left. Biden is more center-right.

Well the left wants to treat people as people and the right want to treat immigrants, trans and women as garbage. Pretty sure that makes us a bit more moral.

Or old spit from the last time. Got to remember to clean mine today