Instead of a top or bottom, they take turns sporking each other. It’s exactly as it sounds.

South Korea living in the year 3000

The problem would have been solved a lot faster if Kevin’s dad kept loaded weapons laying about. One way or the other.

Those not bits officer, they bytes. Fresh from britland.

“Ho ho FOX 2, pickle, pickle, pickle. Returning to base, over.”

I wish I knew

The whole thing used to be called Palestine for thousands of years. A place where Muslims and Jews lived in peace as a community. Been Isreal for less than 80 and now the latest hotspot in genocide. Wish I could have seen it before.

The Chinese got it right. Envelope with money in it. Just have to choose what shade of red the envelope is.

I think my head would explode if that happened to me. I’d just start moving it back to the dairy for them while tutting very loud.

I remember being in my 20s thinking I could finally have rational adult conversations with her. Then finding out she would literally blow up our relationship then ever consider an alternative to her “facts”. She chose her church over her family when I was still in diapers and that heirachry will never change.

I just use the Google password generator. So far no duplicates!

They asked nicely

Someone asks me what’s a good show or movie to watch

Me who has watched all of them: “I don’t know”

Well I don’t plan my trips last minute like some harlot.

Only plebs wait in line. I put my request in an envelope, a government servant picks it up at my door and takes it to more government servants who do all the work before hand delivering it back.

It’s just easier to throw it out and steal another

Even in the 90s I was tired of working as a server, so after my lunch shift I went to the cell phone store next door and told them I wanted to sell phones instead of food. Hired me on the spot. The commissions back then were insane. Sign someone up for Nextel, they’d pay us $2500/customer and I’d get 10% of that. If I could only go back and buy apple stock with that money :'(

Anxiety over doing something can really kick you down and lead to deep depression and feelings of incompetence. You can do it. For me I just look for a little goal and that helps me tackle the bigger ones. If I’m in a rut I will clean my home or go exercise, anything I can basically do on autopilot that’s an easy win.

You absolutely can get your GED. You can pass it. Once you get thru that block it may change your feelings about your future and what you hope from it. Just taking some elective classes at a community college can lead to new interests and meet new people. It’s just easier to have someone like a teacher push milestones for me to reach instead of relying on my own motivation to do it.

He may have to look over his glasses at you. Then you will be sorry.

Does anyone pay for this? I’m getting deep enough into French now that I just last a few seconds before running out of hearts. At this rate I will be fluent by the year 3000