BigPapaE@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports sayEnglish
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1 year agoTriple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?
Triple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?
Always quit while you’re ahead
After the 15th time people started getting suspicious
I think it’s because I’d need to be some sort of athlete and not just sit there eating cheese by the handful