that wasn’t the first couch

Dayrells hill pastor: What do you mean ‘you’ve seen this one?’ It’s brand new

what’s worse is when it’s a store you wanna check out but don’t want the advertisement to get credit, and when you finally DO remember to check it out, the store is gone cause it was a scam all along

if the cat is also bread, was the doordash guy delivering him to his destination?

how tf are you supposed to lick a gas?

Nah, salesmen actually give you what they’re selling

Yes

not true. I used frozen peas to ice my shoulders after overexerting on yardwork

when you move the jpeg a few pixels to the right and the file auto adjusts everything else

we kill some, THEN they’ll be begging us to only tax them. It’s called the door-in-the-face approach

instructions unclear. got my dick caught in a ceiling fan

new Punk With a Camera shirt looking good

ass balls

Americans are really, REALLY paranoid

could be worse. you could pick a song you like as your alarm tone, and panic when u driving listening to your ipod or spotify.

mine was NJ Legion Iced Tea by A Day to Remember

the obstruction of class consciousness

believe me I know, but they also live, breathe, and die by technicalities. And since the inauguration isn’t until tomorrow, then their plan didn’t work the way they want it to, cause there will be enough media recognizing it as technically a Biden win.

So get ready to see that weaponized in the strangest ways

but trump doesn’t take office til tomorrow, and the deal’s today

This post comes up every so often, and every time either I, or someone else, reminds people that one of the Bible’s biggest stories is that of Jesus washing Mary Magdalene’s feet. Mary Magdalene was a “street walker” at the time, which is old times speak for hooker, thus making him a feet guy