More like a Monty Python.

We are currently further from the release of the song “1989” than the release was from actual 1989.

What a coincidence, a game friend was just talking about receiving some high end perfume as a gift from her son and she was disappointed that it smelled like soap.

I usually buy the cheap Fruity Pebbles for my kids, but Walmart has out of them one day so I got the name brand as a treat. Their response? “Dad, please don’t buy those again. Dyno Bites are better.” I was flabbergasted.

Then again, they don’t see cereal ads, don’t know who the Flintstones are, but love dinosaurs.

Everybody in this thread is arguing about white vs black magic and forgetting that the KKK leader is called the “Grand Wizard” for real. It’s the reason for this comic.

Also to the people saying that this implies that black people can only cast black magic. That implies that black magic is bad. I disagree, think Final Fantasy.

Can I get an extra box for “Doctor Who should never be written with Doctor abbreviated?”

Fun fact: the Mars bar is marketed as a Milky Way in the U.S. There was a Mars bar in the U.S., but it had almonds. It has since been rebranded as Snickers Almond.

Fucking phones, how do they work?

It’s been a long time since I’ve been, but I distinctly remember Olive Garden having a chocolate lasagna. It was decent, but nothing to rave about.

We’re living in the strangest timeline.

37 times? In a row?

As someone from Maine, I wish articles would specify Oregon in their titles when mentioning Portland. I mean it was named after ours.

Yes Babe, I am real man

I found the Butt-ler!

DON’T TELL ME MY BUSINESS, DEVIL WOMAN! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, THIS ONE’S OUT OF CONTROL!

Perhaps the number of toots indicates how bad he perceives the fart to be.

Dude, at least tie some boats together in a line. I’d accept that as a train.

That’s a cooked crab. The restaurant is threatening you to get out of London, or you’ll be boiled alive.

Do it. Doitdoitdoitdoit!