See here’s the thing, I can get my guys in here, put a quantum patch on that tear, sure, but you gotta consider the damage to the fabric of reality, any loose extra dimensional beings…

What we really want is to bring down the spectral wall and put a whole new panel of existence and seal real tight. That’s gonna run you about $3&##∆√

I too sometimes pee in my own face.

You have my sympathies my brother in Crisp

You are just… Everywhere.

Not complaining, I’m just impressed. I feel like I’m in Lemmy home when you’re around.

Spoken like a true entitled bad driver

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

This place is worse than Chomashu!

Maybe this in Julian calendar?!

That means we only have 247 years left!! REPENT!!

I was talking with my girlfriend and Tar Shampoo came up, and I said “I don’t even know exactly what that is used for other than dramatically killing off a horse” and she hung up on me.

This is the saddest meme I’ve seen in recent memory, if only because of its accuracy

This is some Paper Mario cursed chest vibes. I love it.

He’s attractive and sexy, but not hot or pretty.

If that even makes sense.

I don’t know…

My list goes:

1. Their toilet paper

2. I might criticize Putin

3. I might criticize the government

Makes sense, the 90’s turned everything edgy.

I’m a fan of the third one, 2022’s “Piggy”

Also known as “Boeing Normal Operation”

Lemmy has reminded me that many, MANY people stopped paying attention in class after 5th grade and considered “Animal Farm” a long and confusing read.

1 “Wife’s entree”

3 “Meatballs Order”

It’s more that they have weaker muscles so they come pretenderized.

I love it!

In my family I raise my hand while the louder ones finish their soliloquis, and then they pass the floor to me, then I start making my point, get interrupted, lose my train of thought, and they contradict themselves and get upset when I point it out.

I was gonna say “trusty?” But in all honesty I’d much rather trust digital pirates than corporations.

This is a common misconception, but since the universe isn’t centered around the “Earth” object but rather an omnidirectional set of rendering layers, the sun already had a reference point, it just wasn’t loaded in yet.