Like something out of The Fugitive and U.S. Marshals.

What’s their band name?

I pledge allegiance to the yellow sweetness!

Have you tried Japanese “pizza”? There are larger wars to be fought than pineapple.

True.

Apparently Hawaii is safe?

He doesn’t even need to take a cut. If more money is regularly flowing to SpaceX, the value of the company goes up, which means more money for Musk.

It’s always scary when it compiles without errors the first time. Then you just know there’s a logic bug or corner case in there somewhere.

It was really sad when they stopped drawing the deer.

And Lemmy Silver for using the word “gauche”.

Can you really reject the tube after it’s been opened for you?

That information is available if you press the “any” key.

I think it’s a “circle” of life.

A what?

COVID-19. The inflation that everyone hates was a result of COVID (and other knock-on effects like price gauging), and not all Biden’s fault. Biden has been cleaning up after Trump’s awful pandemic response, and it’s all Biden’s fault apparently, so let’s give the job back to the guy who messed it all up in the first place.

The Red Rooster origin story.

Website: I knew you wanted some boner pills!

Agreed. The slopes don’t change across the presidential changeover.

Fork him.

I thought the picture was cute, but then the caption did me in!