Nah, there’s an easier and less fascistic solution than taking away voting rights: don’t let felons run for office.

This wasn’t the first boxing match for either of them; their brains are finely pureed already. As proof: they both agreed to this fight.

That’s absolutely true, but I can’t get how people didn’t watch or listen to the Toupee for even a couple seconds and not instantly realize he’s full of more shit than an outhouse.

Day 1065: still feeling fatigue. Poor sleep habits or longest period ever?

I’ll be the one dining amongst the reds this year. Most of my family is content with just casual bigotry, but my brother is more outspoken and knows how to push my buttons (obviously, he’s the youngest). My plan is to get drunk, quickly, so that I don’t feel any guilt or shame about speaking my mind right back at him.

Yeah, the Bush/Gore race ended so poorly we never got a Democratic candidate that was left of center again.

We wanted to, but kept hearing that voting 3rd party was a “waste”.

Disclaimer: I voted for the lesser fascist and don’t support Stein.

Oh we’re not even waiting until 2028 to start up the infighting again. How fun. At least we’ll have something to discuss while in line for the showers.

Yeah, getting less than one month’s living expenses over a period of 18 months of un or underemployment really had me living large!

So that’s why Windows Explorer has to be restarted every 30 minutes!

Expand the Supreme Court to 200 people, appoint the most progressive persons out there. Federally legalize marijuana and drop all restrictions on it. Forgive all student and medical debt. Raise the federal minimum wage to $30/hr. Tax all rental income at 4,000%.

Sure it would probably all get undone before the Toupee hit 100 days in office, but what a sweet couple months that would be.

I thought we had it when so many Republican insiders were worried, when even the Toupee himself was losing sleep over the possibility of losing. I hoped they knew something we didn’t.

Turns out they’re even incompetent at worrying.

If it isn’t the original Gutenberg bible I refuse to swear.

I needed the /s tbh. I have nothing against Carrey, but there are lots of Canadian Americans that I think are at least as deserving of statues. Though not my favorite, Nathan Fillion, as much as it pains me to admit it. Since he starred in two copprogranda shows he is no longer statue worthy.

I’m not going to say that so much of what is wrong with the US government system is because the Founders were slave owners.

Because it’s so apparent that it goes without saying.

Oh, so this is the person who paid the Supreme Court to give the Presidency to the losing candidate in 2000! At last we have the culprit!

At least 4.

Hanlon didn’t encounter BMW owners.

Answering No is one of the few exceptions I make in my stance against the death penalty. One strike, no trial, instant death sentence to be carried out by the nearest available citizen using the most convenient method as picked by the executioner.

I really like your take on this. So how is the switch going to get fixed, when the only time anyone pays attention to the fact that it’s broken, is when lives are on the line?