I had missed that. Wild.

The ONE time in half a decade I take a trip to Seattle…

“Possible cyberattack” plus “no threat actors or ransomware group has taken responsibility” sounds to me like someone fucked up and is timid about owning up.

This? https://bsky.app/profile/spooktoons.bsky.social/post/3kyjhptojhe2h

Yeah, what a loss. Now it will only be able to suggest glue on burgers. /s

Gotta admire this level of foresight, for sure. :)

Good luck getting your water to the right temp in a microwave without toeing the flashboil line, though.