Ham Strokers Ejacula

Shit must be pretty rank then.

Outlook is the joke

Your dad sent you here to suffer and die? Big deal that’s what the rest of us are doing.

no true scottsman

Keyboard shortcuts are my ADHD special interest. Any time I need to manipulate text I immediately start thinking of the Vim commands that will do what I need.

How’s that boot taste?

Elon musk said he was a genius about space ships. I don’t know anything about space ships, so I believed him.

Then he said he was a genius about electric cars. I don’t know anything about electric cars, so I believed him then too.

Now he says he’s the most brilliant software engineer to ever live and unfortunately for Elon, I know quite a bit about software and he is completely full of shit.

Now he’s got me second guessing his space ships and cars too.

Uhm waow rood

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T USE KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS

Broth is mostly water.

Can confirm. I have like four.

One time the light turned green and the car in front of me didn’t go so I waited and then the light turned red and they sped through it.

Yeah I was raised by a fundamentalist catholic family and I’ll never miss an opportunity to shit on the religion. Its like chicken soup for my abused inner child.

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No? You check the noodles while they’re still cooking and drain the water after. Do you cook dried noodles without water?

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Respect.

You can learn to feel the hardness of the noodles through the spoon you use to stir them with, that’s what I do. I can tell if noodles are done just by stirring them in the boiling water. Take a few out to eat to check them and you’re done. Ezpz, no instructions needed.

But you’ve already been crushed in the core of a star and ripped apart in neutron star mergers, and you turned out just fine.

This is a shit posting submunity. Git yer proper grammer and speeling OUTTA HERE