My title is Systems Engineer. I keep telling my boss that it should be Systems Wizard. He could totally be the Arch Systems Wizard!

All right. Where do I put my feet?

Goddammit, Jack Bower. You really are the man!

“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

And again, NOTHING SEXUAL.

A shower has been part of my morning routine for years. It’s more about clearing my head and waking up than it is cleaning myself.

“Cook veggies for 3-4 minutes until softened.” …me 15 minutes into cooking the veggies.

This is the Red Pill. Pass it on. We need more people to wake up to the true enemy.

What the hell kind of question is that? Yeah, you’re asking us to predict the future, Dee. How can I predict the future?

Yeah. Adderall gives me the drive, but not the motivation. Video games still usually win over chores.

Let the grift… BEGIN!!!

Pretty sure the left side of the bus has TV screens rather than windows.

That’s why I always set a 1 hour timer. Or I will definitely forget.

RECORD PROFITS! …and high mortality… BUT MONEY!!!

Titties. Hehe.