Pro move here would be to get him a different, non-sacred phone and copy the data.

“Funny” gets laughs. “Relatable” gets engagement.

I’d hazard a guess that your first “because” is mistaken, and point out that the mayor is himself a former cop.

I’d hazard a guess the post titled “Where’s the mayor” is more likely about the mayor than about the arsonist.

What makes you think they haven’t?

I would ask why the attack helos are in the “air force” category.

Other than that, there’s supposedly an old joke about two Soviet generals watching the tank parade drive down the Champs-Élysées, and one turns to the other and asks: “Say, Trofim, did we ever figure out who won the air war?”

champagne

lol

…Wait, is Joe then also a child? Good grief, no wonder America went to shit, they let a fucking child be president!

Yeah, you’re probably right. They should try it a few more times just to be sure.

Exactly, which is why Kamala won!

Frankly, I don’t know what you’re complaining about. If you standard for “child” is “has a parent”, then everyone on here is a child, you included. Just pardon them and move on.

…Wow, y’all are really losing it over this, aren’t you?

…A child?

Or Italy. Though, to be fair, parmigiano dies improve most things.

Many a day ends with sliced cheese at 11pm.

Is there also a buff blonde dude with a sword in a fur loincloth?

Nah, Bartok the Magnificent.

I take it you’re raking the advice, then. Good.

“Goodbye” is not good faith. In fact, presenting it as good faith is not good faith.

That’s the neat part of lemmy: You’re not just screaming into the void - unlike reddit, people aren’t interchangeable “random strangers”. In fact, it’s small enough you can see people around, recognize names, even get an idea of how they behave. You may even notice some people who habitually try and “bye” their way out of an argument that’s going bad for them. And you may advise them to go back to the website where that works - for everyone’s benefit.

Someone who doesn’t want the worst of reddit brought over to lemmy.