Eradicating class will never work, either.

It’s about humility and gratitude. Don’t refuse to build on your advantages, just do what you can to pay it forward and outward.

The concept of noblesse oblige really needs to be restored and expanded. Most of us have advantages we don’t understand. It’s why charity and compassion is so important.

That’s not genocide, that’s eugenics. Just as bad.

My brother and I used to spend hours playing together in an old 2-player dungeon game.

Some people don’t get highs from beating other people.

PVP sucks. There are always people willing to spend more money than I am on a game.

Campaign style playing with others isn’t AS bad, though.

Same, depending on the restaurant.

Women worth dating tend to find coffee much more appealing as a first date than an expensive meal.

Maybe you just have a hard time identifying the women worth dating? Many people do.

Exactly. Coffee, ice cream, or something like that. Perfect first date.

I don’t tend to “test” the people I date.

But I don’t have an issue meeting either way, so long as it’s communicated. I mean… meeting outside the door is still meeting at the restaurant.

Spoken like someone who isn’t afraid of potential dates. Lol.

No way I’m meeting privately on a first date with someone I don’t know. I’d rather be stood up in the restaurant.

I can’t find a legitimate source for this man actually existing. Do you happen to have any?

This is stunningly horrible.

I want one.

FYI, carrots grow vertically, not horizontally.

They are roots. Roots are like spongy straws. When a sponge dries out…

Wait 'til y’all find out about butter bells.

Gosh, I thought mine had a bad overbite. Derpiness max factor unlocked.

Confirmed. My Borzoi lies continually, especially to “have you eaten yet?” And “who made this mess?!”

She gives you that Russian side-eye.

I don’t lie, so I’ll say, “well, you know…” and if they are friends, they know, if they aren’t, that’s a clue that they don’t want to.

This is my favorite comment so far this week. /unexpectedShakespeare