From their convo, obviously.

“Jean Baptiste, Emmanuel, Musk”

Just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

So I started watching Fox News on YT for shits and giggles (know thy enemy or some shit). After Walz was announced as VP pick, Fox did a Trump call with a rally crowd where they asked him questions. One of the first guys asked how he was going to put more money into the pockets of Americans. He prefaced the question by saying he had 8 kids (I’m assuming a mix of young and old) and the younger ones can’t survive without his support. The hypocrasy is just hilarious to see at this point.

HEB. Really big here in Texas. It’s more “premium” than Walmart at usually comparable prices, though they are more food focused vs. carrying everything.

8 chuggas followed by a toot-toot.

Bonus points if you’re recounting a Vietnam war story about your buddy getting his legs blown off by Charlie. (Movie is Major Payne)

Y’all sleeping on Glockadile. He will see you in a while, and when he does I’d rather he be a friendly.

If it was turned off, it didn’t get the bad update.

I’m out of the loop on what this is. Somebody, tell me once.

I think you’re mistaking Khan, the good guy in Star Wars

I break my butter sticks in half with my bare hands, fight me.

Schrödinger’s versioning: you don’t know if it’s stable or not until you observe something breaking.

$2000 a month, utilities aren’t included