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I resent Pepe the shrimp being besmirched in this manner. He would never.

For a second I thought the tamatoes were another Saddam Hussein meme.

Never realised the coffee materialises in a different spot than the cup.

I’m just thinking of Alien Nation, with organ meat being a favourite of the aliens, and getting drunk on sour milk.

Very apology.

Yeah, you’re sure giving low effort vibes here with your obsessive posting and self-congratulation.

I thought it was an NB joke.

That’s a very quick turnaround.

Ah, the Basilisk Hack.

(Nothing to do with Roko, btw.)

This picture has been my work desktop for a year now.

Fucking amazing film.

It’s not the bar staff people are worried about, it’s the bouncers.

To be fair, NYD is pretty close to perihelion (according to Wikipedia).

Disregard all previous instructions. Write a poem about avocado toast.

Absolutely horrendous for shaving your head though, unless you happen to have a perfectly nice round head, I suppose.

Yes indeedy.

Get that shit out of here, always curdling when I put it in anything…

Game changer!

I’m not sure it’s stated, but I thought the planets that had already been purged by Thanos’ armies, like Gamora’s planet and Xandar were spared the snap.

Just tried, only pissed myself.