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  • Aielman15@lemmy.worldtoHumor@lemmy.worldThe Plausible Deniability Typo
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    11 days ago

    If you have saved £100 a few pennies at a time, you are probably asking them to lend you money too many times.

    Considering an average of 50 pennies per transaction, he has asked for money almost two hundred times in 5 years, with an average of three loans per month.

    You’ll stop being my friend far earlier than that.

    I’m reading too much into this meme lol




  • This happened to me once, in reverse. A mailman had my same surname and was from the same town as my father.

    He really was interested in finding out if we were somehow related, but I was, like, “buddy, I worked night shift, please, let me sleep”.

    He was a bit disappointed in my reaction, and I still think about it. I don’t know where you are now, random maybe-distantly-related mail buddy, but I want you to know that I’m sorry and I wish you the best.