I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is more babies

World Doctors - Medicinal Cocaine

Yea, I live in the UK and his smiling face was all over the news here too.

I ain’t gettin’ on no cross, sucka!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTcRcKKVdx8

She looks like she’s AI generated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mjk-qQv4vw

No my sweet child, that’s Mr Ron Jeremy

He’s going to get murdered

Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvEiFq77c3c

Baby, you got a stew goin’

I was lit for most of 2005

PUUUUUUUL THE TAPE WORM OUT OF YOUR ASS!

It’s magic.

I don’t have a dog in this race

Dog racing is somewhat common.

I’ve got a pearl necklace to give out if anyones interested…

Stand by Me was set in the 1950s though

I didn’t want to risk my cat getting near the cleaner I was using on my oven so I kept him out of the kitchen. His food, water and litter were all on the other side of the door but he wanted to use his flap in the kitchen to go out. I couldn’t let him out of the front door because he’d already worked out how to get around the lock on the flap. After yowling and scratching at the door didn’t work he started using the sofa as a spring board to launch himself into it. Being a bi-fold door the force moved it enough that he was then able to just push it open the rest of the way with his head.

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