Wake up babe new retirement plan just dropped

“To whom it will concern”

Movies used to be about telling stories but now they’re about making X% return on your investment

Upgrade was an original movie i saw that wasn’t terrible. Although I’m sure the idea of a guy putting an AI in his head plot has been done before.

Seems pretty reasonable since our elected officials will not help us

Call him “ma’am” and see how upset he gets when you misgender him

Hey that’s newsdude Cody Johnston!

They’re mad they lost and now they want to punish us!!!11!! Thanks Obama

Clearly you’ve never heard about the “rhubarb lady”. Conan even did a sketch about it lol

And then you have old ladies come by to take all the fruit for themselves saying “It’s public property bitch!!”

Ayy you said the line lol

Maybe if our leaders created a society more conducive to having kids more people would have them.

I’d listen to a Joe Biden single lol. Wonder if he’d try a dis track back at Bo Burnham lol

Oh my god he just went in

Hell yeah smiling friends meme format!!!

Monday morning, my alarm goes off. As I reach to turn it off I see a bright pink teddy bear standing at my bedside. Before I can react it blasts me in the face with a ray of pure happiness as I forget that wages have not been keeping pace with productivity or inflation.

I hope it has that “skibidi Ohio rizz” all the kids are talking about.

Lol that guy is crazy, probably has no clue just how expensive having a family is. Listed nothing factual at all, no statistics or avg/median prices, spending data, nothing. Probably regurgitating some fox news shit that if you have A/C and a fridge you’re better off than a 15th century peasant.

Hope they get the help they need.

Proto-brain rot lol