God and atheist walk down the beach, atheist says “look a naked girl”, God says “STFU, it’s only stripped to the bone”

God is in the church, when a priest puts a peen in a boi

Quick, to the stupidmobil…

look I found a pic of you: masked wojack

Look guys, I just wanna say something (honest confession) I noticed some of u guys don’t like me very much, about 40%. Look, it’s not my fault if ur peen is smol. I’ve noticed a lot of negative reactions to my friendly banter posts, and I just want to say, you are already going through a lot with ur tiny peen disability, it’s a massive handicap and I bet u get a lot of weird situations with the girls laughing at u etc. I try to empathize to ur situation, it must be so horrible to have such a tiny peen. I just wanna say, being angry at me doesn’t really hlp ur situation too much, so why be angry? Then u have a smol peen and u angry too, like a little chihuahua who goes “woof woof grrrr”. Instead of being angry at me u could become a power hungry reddit or lemmy mod, or u could buy new sneakers, or a new ferrari, or even become a billionaire like Jeff Bezos who also used to have a smol peen just like u. Even if ur dick is extremely smol, if u earn some money, u find a girl who’ll like u for ur money, right? So why stress so much?

he’s a natural gimp

they all have dog collars so we can leash them easily

yeah, I can’t imagine the idiots who still go there

that’s BS he should’ve accounted for his speed before planning the trip

you sound like a local glory hole when wind is whistling on your edges

ppl usually just ragefap, because it’s easier that way 😂🤡

Removed by mod

yeah, that’s andrew mate

ok, so you wrote this 20 hours ago, and then when I didn’t respond you came back to leave another comment suggesting that I need “a therapist”. 😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡 Irony lost on you?

I’m the rapist.

what is?

you speled it worng it’s emegeducaysion.

I’m practicing radical acceptance

yeah this is totally real, and not edited for satire at all.

judging by the downvotes, this place is full of reddit mods or perhaps ex reddit mods. this makes it even funnier, how low they stooped. Where is your power to ban now mods? I spit in your general direction.