There’s not a single mention of Americans “dyeing potatoes” in this entire article, except for the title and an allusion to a youtube video explaining how to dye potatoes. That’s it. Who comes up with these ridiculous titles? Oh right, robots.

only the good die young. seems the worse you are, the longer you live. this fucker will still be destabilizing the globe at 100

inelagable

that’s a new one lol

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it’s about hurting the right people. whomever you need to hurt to push your agenda through, that’s who needs a whoopin’, but once that’s been accomplished, you can go back to hurting the people you really want to hurt. that’s “Freedom”, American Style

my parents were fortunate enough in their lives to give me a gift of $20,000 dollars

just FYI, when you use a dollar sign you don’t also have to type out the word “dollars”

Thought the bitch was pro life?

That’s a question? No, I didn’t. Thanks for asking.

It’s getting harder and harder to distinguish NTO headlines from the rest. That’s how stupid this motherfucker is. Every Trump headline could be posted here unironically.

Your Radio Shack example is legit. I had an uncle who worked at Radio Shack as some sort of, idk, tech or something? I was a kid and it was in the 80’s, all I knew was that he worked there and made good money doing it.

Then one day he gets recruited by a multinational tech corporation and moves to Berlin to work in a lab. He could’ve taken my aunt with him, but she cheated on him as soon as he left for the 2 probationary weeks he spent in Germany before the company in question committed to hiring him.

He eventually became a millionaire with dual citizenship and my aunt married some abusive dipshit who immediately went broke. Now she works in a pickle factory. Ain’t life interesting?

I’m not sure that this was written by a human, but honestly, even if it’s the product of AI/ChatGPT, it’s moving, nonetheless. I don’t care if this diatribe was written by a robot, I can’t say that I don’t agree with its message 100%. If AI is gonna take this position, then I’m more than happy to fight alongside the bot army

what, are you saying that a douchebag isn’t allowed to be proud of his fries? I’m sorry, I thought this was America

“Thanks, Obama!”

Then you remember that Trump, and it becomes terrifying.

then I remember that trump… what? I’m also “a foreigner” (meaning I don’t live in the shithole known as the US), but that’s an incomplete sentence

*unfazed

“fazed” means “disconcerted or perturbed”, just FYI, and I will take my downvotes now

am I the only one who doesn’t get the joke, or