AGuyAcrossTheInternet

N’wah.

Really shows you how far we’ve come, though! Just 15 years ago, he’d be screaming that he’s had a few nights with the artist’s mum regularly and then call the artist the n-word!

I can’t! I steal my stuff from here!

Oh great, so the AI summary basically turns mum’s texts into dad’s texts!

Dear god, no, just imagine the bureaucracy. First you have to contact the Bundesamt für Soldatenspontangrenzüberschreitung for a Überraschungshochwasservortäuschungsmanöverbewegungskriegsplanerlaubnisantragsvorlage.

*Stoffpressvorrichtung zur unterstützenden Brustpositionshaltung

Get your facts straight, Anglo-Saxons. >:(

I get to flip a switch and have the trolley take the tiny detour I’ve caused it. Fuck being a tiny, insignificant blip in the endless context of time. I got to pull a god damn lever and make a trolley follows a tiny bump that I’ve caused. I get to ride that joy!

Oops, went a little off the rails about it, though…

I’ve heard he had very Reasonable prices.

Just like these traditional values prevented the spread of HIV in Russia, eh?

However, it would be somewhat entertaining to see the AfD melting down over getting it back. On the one hand, you have some of the old territory back, but on the other hand, there’s so many foreigners getting your nationality now…

Haha, you’re so silly! The meme says 10 years ago and not— …

My god, it really has been ten years since 2014, hasn’t it?