Oh man… as a child of divorce I should feel bad about how hard I laughed at that.

So they probably had enough time to tell the USS Gettysburg to go fuck themselves before ejecting?

You imagine being nowhere near the enemy and hearing doot doot doot “MISSILE MISSILE”

Yeah there’s probably a lot of people being yelled at right now.

https://youtu.be/peBHp9sAbhE

Absolutely love the detail of having the picture all fucked up from the radiation.

About an hour ago during an apartment inspection my landlord asked me why I don’t work for the maintenance department after I described in detail what was wrong with the dishwasher and what they could do about it.

My backpack had a plate carrier before it was cool… mostly because I was one of the nerds who used a tactical backpack for the looks.

First thing that popped into my head too, whistling and all.

My sister sells rugs and my brother-in-law paints cars, there’s people like this out in the world, and no not consistently women.

It would surprise me little if there was at least one, given how well KFC does overseas.

Does that mean the twin is meant for two cause last time I did that me and the other individual ended up exchanging bodily fluids and I honestly don’t see how that’s avoidable in that small of a space intentional or not.

Been a great week for menacing Christmas jokes.

https://youtu.be/Syz1dkCs9Ag

He sees you when you’re sleeping… doesn’t care if you’re awake, cause humanity is a disease and he’ll purge it all the same

Much like a lot of cities you wouldn’t notice they were two different cities unless you knew there was a border there. My hometown of Omaha has a similar relationship with Council Bluffs on the Iowa side, plus a half dozen or so other small towns and cities that it more or less grew right up to the border of.

Welcome to the club! Mint is an excellent choice, especially from a beginner’s perspective. Don’t let that stop you from trying other things though if you get the temptation. Fedora and Arch are the two other ‘families’ I can think of to play with, though I’ve stuck with things in the Debian side of things myself.

Yeah there’s definitely a “which one happens more often” angle to take on that one. Ultimately the first poster is right and it’s just an eye roll and you keep scrolling, trying to do the “well if I made that joke I’d get booed” bit is on the same level of all the “comedians” who’s whole career at this point is bitching about how they don’t think people are paying them enough to run their mouth.

I’m thinking 2 more CEOs and we get the Republicans calling for gun control.

Basically my dog other than I think a cat would maul him if he tried that.