I shouldn’t be surprised. This seems normal by “skibidi toilet” standards.

I think they meant “hear me out” crush

That’s a great point. And I love toast with coffee!

That sounds wonderful in so many ways!!

The amount of prep and foresight feels like I’m reading about a future civilization compared to my lifestyle. Kudos to you, I’m envious and hope to get there one day ❤️

Ooooooh that would be perfect!

Yes, meal prep has been on my to do list for 20 years 😂

I like the idea of oat milk in cereal. A lot more palatable than cows milk, for my taste, anyway

Oh, I like this idea! I could totally stomach toast and cream cheese. The strained Greek yogurt sounds delicious!

I love this reframing 😂

I’m repulsed by food until around noon. But by then I’m so busy and starving that I end up making poor meal choices and I’ve been gaining weight.

Ideal me would somehow choke down have at least a small, nutritious breakfast. Pack a nutritious lunch for work. Eat it around noon so I’m not starving by dinner time. And then eat a normal-sized dinner (rather than binge-eat anything within reach).

That took me down a rabbit hole. Seriously tempted to replicate this for my work lunches: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanitarian_daily_ration

Tastes like pennies!

Same. I’ve filtered out a lot of keywords in my feed and I hate that it still comes up in screenshots. I’m just so tired.

And here I am thinking this is about the budgie smuggled into his pants

Tickle rape! I do not consent!

I’m so jaded that I searched to see which actor died today.

Narrator: no one died

Good catch

TIL!