Having three arms lets me look at my phone and eat at the same time!

Get outta here tire kicker. The price is FIRM I know what I got

I shudder to think how the soap dispenser might work

Genie: congratulations you are now a health insurance CEO! You will not know suffering for the rest of your days

YES

As a Jeep driver, the number of ducks you see on the dash is reasonable considering the number of bugs they have

His “We” aren’t even watching, they’re sunbathing off the coast of Cancun

Well this isn’t some mundane detail, Michael!

If the near alarm goes off forfeit all hope

If anything, remembering your password or persistent sessions are worse for security. You’re better off with mfa, passwordless authentication and using a password manager

They do, I have a few myself. I just don’t feel the need to constantly have one on me.

Honestly, I’d be surprised if the venn diagram of “people who would keep guns in their car” and “trump’s base” wasn’t a circle.

There’s going to be a lot of false positives in an environment like that

I wouldn’t take it as a slight. If they’re like me, any social interaction, even a pleasant one drains my battery

That’s what I did when my PC died and I’d do it again given the choice

You sound like me when I’m white-knuckling the recliner trying to make myself relax

Pure sodium you say? that will surely give your dishes an extra kick

Dude’s out here like

Almost as bad as the burn you’ll get from their razors