Amazing summary

Do the cartels use a trebuchet or a catapult to get jihadists into the US?

They don’t give a duck about the fetus, they just want to tell women what to do with their bodies.

He is at least culpable of inaction, IIRC

As with the “abolition of private property” people quotes what’s convenient. The whole quote goes:

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

Yes, but most of them suck and I don’t see the Pope using a Ferrari

Forever is a very long time

When we were a more serious Nation, in times past, we did not hesitate to lock up the most dangerous criminals

I don’t know, SOAD radicalized me when I was a teenager and I would say that this is bullshit from a criminological point of view.

Grizzly bears can eat up to 20,000 calories when bulking for hibernation. Cookie dough has about 500 calories per 100g. Wild salmon stops at about 200 calories per 100g. Berries have 50 calories per 100g.

Raiding a pantry must a lifetime event for a bear.

Berlusconi walked so Trump could run

I make the equivalent of $1800/month. I barely make ends meet. Every time I strike I incur a $80 deduction for the working day I skip. Sometimes I cannot afford to strike.

They won’t sell the models. After all, it’s another means of production.

Way of life

Are you guilty?’ said Winston.

‘Of course I’m guilty!’ cried Parsons with a servile glance at the telescreen. ‘You don’t think the Party would arrest an innocent man, do you?’ His frog-like face grew calmer, and even took on a slightly sanctimonious expression. ‘Thoughtcrime is a dreadful thing, old man,’ he said sententiously. ‘It’s insidious. It can get hold of you without your even knowing it. Do you know how it got hold of me? In my sleep! Yes, that’s a fact. There I was, working away, trying to do my bit—never knew I had any bad stuff in my mind at all. And then I started talking in my sleep. Do you know what they heard me saying?’

He sank his voice, like someone who is obliged for medical reasons to utter an obscenity.

‘“Down with Big Brother!” Yes, I said that! Said it over and over again, it seems. Between you and me, old man, I’m glad they got me before it went any further. Do you know what I’m going to say to them when I go up before the tribunal? “Thank you,” I’m going to say, “thank you for saving me before it was too late.”’

‘Who denounced you?’ said Winston.

‘It was my little daughter,’ said Parsons with a sort of doleful pride. ‘She listened at the keyhole. Heard what I was saying, and nipped off to the patrols the very next day. Pretty smart for a nipper of seven, eh? I don’t bear her any grudge for it. In fact I’m proud of her. It shows I brought her up in the right spirit, anyway.’

George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four

Only on peak days

inb4 the prison guards give him a gang tattoo to make Trump happy

These are the people who guzzle down Qanon

They’ll just let Ivanka take his father’s place

When the worst case scenario is a nuclear wasteland what’s been happening is Disneyland

Wait for Republicans to get ground in the Trump machine for a chance at impeachment