In case you didn’t realize, this whole post and thread are just a joke. Try not to take yourself too serious.
But if you must know, I’m currently on Pixel 8, and most of what I posted describe actual well known problems with Android. You would know that if you used Android.
What matters to me is what tools the browser lets me use to complement it and harden it to my liking.
Chromium does not offer that. But if I’m going to use Chromium, it would be Brave browser, since it provides tools comparable to what I use in Firefox.
To me, how is a browser going to be attacked if the scripts the attacker would use are already blocked by my toolset? (Rhetorical)