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JennieBreeden@lemmy.sdf.org to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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JennieBreeden@lemmy.sdf.org to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It’s in the water Batman! It’s in the water!!

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      Well, I didn’t mean it quite that way. But if you want to compound your own Plan B, I looked into it once, and for a few hundred dollars you could make thousands of doses. And the raw active ingredients, if vacuum sealed and stored in a freezer, will last nearly indefinitely.

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        Sooo… what kind of wood do you normally science?

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          Veneer-based mass timber elements!

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            That’s actually neat… You ruined my stupid innuendo! Does that kind of processing make the wood stronger than in its natural form? (assuming no defects in either)

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              If you want to imagine the material I work with, imagine really thick plywood.

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          Penis.

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            I do terrible things to wood. My work involves saws, drills, soaking, boiling, firing in ovens, and loading specimens til they crack, break, and buckle.

            If you want to associate that with your anatomy, well…you must have some particular fetishes indeed!

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              Satan needs some cognitive behavioural therapy.

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