• tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      a man dives out of a cardboard, punches you twice in chest, does a roundhouse kick, grabs you by the throat from behind and chokes you repeatedly until you climax…

      Huh, must have been nothing

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    1 year ago

    the was a great character in the novel gornenghast that had incredibly crack-y knees. He wanted to sneak up on and kill a guy, so he winds up wrapping his knees in pillows. so… you’ve got options is all I’m saying