Based and yeast-pilled

I’m confused about the single full stop. It shows they have knowledge of basic punctuation, but refuse to use it.

Did… Did they just make a “pee is stored in the balls” reference?

Reading “anti crab” propaganda made me think extra.

I only accept the darkest, blackest bread there is. I crave the fiber

In 1900 the average French person was eating 900g of bread per day.

I’m working on it to reach this level again.

I like how in the menu the chef is like – and I’m paraphrasing of course – you assholes can’t have bread cuz you don’t deserve it.

Simple: I’m a carb based life form.

God gave us grain but not bread so that we, too, could indulge in the joy of creation.

I see extreme anti-carb mentality like teetotalling when the health goal is really just don’t be a drunkard.

Carbs aren’t evil but if you don’t want to be overweight you have to eat carbs in moderation. It’s not that hard gang.

But im allergic to gluten :(

cries celiacly

Bakers knead bread to explore their souls.

“A man cannot live on bread alone
But nor can he live without it”
–That one shopkeep in Kingdom Come: Deliverance