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minus-squareabsGeekNZ@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-220 days agoLefty: picks up right handed scissors. SNIP. Lefty: well there goes my femoral artery, I guess I’ll just bleed out then.
minus-squareNasan@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 days agoSaw a guy bring his southpaw friend who had never shot a gun before to the range. He handed him a pistol lacking ambidextrous controls, gave him minimal instruction, dead.
minus-squareWalk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·19 days agoYeah, am left hand dominant and I really hate when that happens.
Lefty: picks up right handed scissors. SNIP.
Lefty: well there goes my femoral artery, I guess I’ll just bleed out then.
Saw a guy bring his southpaw friend who had never shot a gun before to the range. He handed him a pistol lacking ambidextrous controls, gave him minimal instruction, dead.
Yeah, am left hand dominant and I really hate when that happens.