PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 16 days agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square236fedilinkarrow-up1604arrow-down15cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1599arrow-down1external-linkTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comPhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 16 days agomessage-square236fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareSam_Bass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 days agowell hey you only have 3 holes to a person
minus-squareSam_Bass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 days agoYou would not be in a state of Texas then
minus-squaremaniii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 days agoUmmm … Im sure many many many vibratory films are shot and marketed in Texas … So this law is already unenforceable.
minus-squareSam_Bass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-214 days agoPardon me if I choose not to test that theory
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 days ago7 unless you include the belly button.
minus-squareSam_Bass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 days agoSorry I cannot recognize holes less than a couple inches deep
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·14 days agoThat sounds like a niche disability - ear blindness?
minus-squareSam_Bass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 days agoThis the shallows that fail to call those of us that seek depth to assuage our pain
well hey you only have 3 holes to a person
What if you want to triple stuff?
You would not be in a state of Texas then
Ummm … Im sure many many many vibratory films are shot and marketed in Texas … So this law is already unenforceable.
Pardon me if I choose not to test that theory
7 unless you include the belly button.
Sorry I cannot recognize holes less than a couple inches deep
That sounds like a niche disability - ear blindness?
This the shallows that fail to call those of us that seek depth to assuage our pain