The following is an Eminem lyric that todays kids wouldn’t like
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That’ll stab you in the head, whether you’re a fag or lez
Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer’s yes
However I think it aged pretty well in that the subject matter is still topical
The next is one with dated references that would need to be updated
But I can’t figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh)
And Dr. Dre said, “Slim Shady, you a basehead” (Uh-uh)
“Then why’s your face red? Man, you wasted”
Well, since age 12, I felt like I’m someone else
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee’s tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
Thank you, that helped a lot!
I’m still a bit confused about what it means to modernize an old joke, in this context, but I think I more or less got the picture
The following is an Eminem lyric that todays kids wouldn’t like
However I think it aged pretty well in that the subject matter is still topical
The next is one with dated references that would need to be updated