God no. Just take a hatchet to my battery and be done with it.

You’d be surprised what little impact on battery it actually has. I find this type of swift casting aside of something you’ve not even tried to be rather disingenuous.

Also, if your device has a cellular modem with an active connection, your provider is already tracking your location constantly and selling your personal information to the highest bidder anyways (including law enforcement and governments), so IMO it’s a bit pointless to worry so much about that.