ZeroCool@vger.social to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago"How am I supposed to explain this to my children?!"i.ibb.coimagemessage-square172fedilinkarrow-up11.71Karrow-down144
arrow-up11.66Karrow-down1image"How am I supposed to explain this to my children?!"i.ibb.coZeroCool@vger.social to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square172fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down1·7 months agoHow to explain drag to a child: “Some men like to dress up like pretty ladies and perform songs.” Gosh, that was so hard.
minus-squareOlhonestjim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·7 months agoBut but but I need them to understand why it makes me feel strange things and that’s why they’re going to HELL
minus-squareTest_Tickles@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoMy thoughts exactly. They just don’t know how to explain it without getting a raging erection and then going through the masturbation/shame cycle 5 times a day for the next two weeks.
How to explain drag to a child: “Some men like to dress up like pretty ladies and perform songs.”
Gosh, that was so hard.
But but but I need them to understand why it makes me feel strange things and that’s why they’re going to HELL
My thoughts exactly. They just don’t know how to explain it without getting a raging erection and then going through the masturbation/shame cycle 5 times a day for the next two weeks.