It’s a matter of National Security.

Happy pride month everyone (but especially my super-sexy NSA overseer)!

Cute but realistically they’re just watching us, never helping us.

They feel guilty because they keep intercepting the texts you’re sending… and they’re a bit slow, because you know. They have a few hundred lonely losers subjects…

And so she thought you were ghosting her.

Pro tip… get a vpn and route it through Darfur. Those NSA agents are much better staffed.

Instead of the NSA it’ll be a random Google contractor

The NSA just sends drones to strike the wrong house IIRC

Good guy NSA.