xkcd #2940: Modes of Transportation

https://xkcd.com/2940

Explain xkcd #2940

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My bold criticism might anger the hot air balloon people, which would be a real concern if any of them lived along a very narrow line directly upwind of me.

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A chart that categorizes various modes of transportation based on their practicality and danger level:

Zone of Practicality:

  • Trains
  • Airliners
  • Boats
  • Walking
  • Cars
  • Scooters
  • Bicycles

Zone of Specialty and Recreational Vehicles:

  • Motorcycles
  • Helicopters
  • Light aircraft
  • Go karts
  • Skateboards
  • Rollerblades
  • Skis
  • Unicycles
  • Sleds
  • Bumper cars

???:

  • Hot air balloons

“Hot air balloons are the optimal mode of transportation, if your optimization algorithm has a sign error.”

  • Michal@programming.dev
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    7 months ago

    I cant believe bicycles and scooters are perceived as more dangerous than cars. They’re slower, offer better visibility, and kill way less people.

      • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca
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        7 months ago

        Driving a car makes it more likely for your species to go extinct. Infinitely more dangerous than a bicycle.

          • Jentu@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            7 months ago

            Microplastics from heavy vehicles scrubbing away their tires is a bigger issue than tailpipe emissions, which is why tailpipe emissions are the only thing focused on with regards to regulatory standards. Can’t have people thinking BEVs are similar/worse for the environment than a small car.

    • ealoe@ani.social
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      7 months ago

      Hit a pothole going 25mph in your car. Hit the same pothole going 25mph on your scooter. I’ll come visit you in the hospital after the scooter one and we can talk about how cars are obviously safer.

      I ride an electric scooter, all it takes is one crack in the road that I’m less than prepared for and I’m going down hard.

        • ealoe@ani.social
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          7 months ago

          That is a good point, mine is the second variety, electric one similar to the ones you see littering any major Urban area waiting to be rented. Although even the largest scooter is still far less safe over a pothole or around a rainy curve than a car, typical accident in the car you mess up the car and get a bruise from the airbag, but a typical scooter accident can be a lot more gnarly.

  • Venat0r@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Airliners should be below boats for convenience 😂 just because of airport security and bag collection…

    • brbposting@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      7 months ago

      Airplane least convenient for travel from bedroom to kitchen

      Walking least convenient for travel to Antarctica

      • Venat0r@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        Iduno, travelling to Antarctica might be more difficult with skis than walking 😂

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      7 months ago

      Oh, and because you have to get to the airport first with some other means of travel and then get to the terminal…

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    7 months ago

    This is wildly dependent on infrastructure. Both for the convenience and danger axis.

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    7 months ago

    Are hot air balloon not like super safe, last accident I think was a guy that made his own DIY hot air balloon but before that it has been relatively safe. I think America has only seen like less than 800 deaths total.

    If the comic put in zeppelins…

  • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today
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    7 months ago

    Technicalities:

    Planes are safer per mile but not per trip. One could argue that if people spent the same amount of time in both then it would be far more fatalities on aircrafts.

    Cars are technically the major source of danger for bikes and scooters.

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      7 months ago

      also a fun fact, while commercial aviation is very safe, private planes are much more dangerous, being almost as dangerous per mile as a regular car (and you get a lot more miles per hour of travel)

      • 14th_cylon@lemm.ee
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        7 months ago

        private planes are much more dangerous, being almost as dangerous per mile as a regular car

        that is because they are operated by semi-competent people who often have less practice then they have in car.

        imagine how competent driver you are when you have your fresh license. it is the same with piloting license. and now imagine you are a hobby pilot and can afford to spend in the cockpit 3 hours per month. your skill is not really going to get significantly better. you are probably flying airplane that is at the end of its life, because that is only one you can afford, and there may be no one keeping an eye on you telling you “this is not how we do it, it is risky, dangerous, and you will get someone killed”.