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vatniksplatnik@lemm.ee to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago

Is this actually credible??

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Is this actually credible??

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vatniksplatnik@lemm.ee to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago
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    What about the Space Force?

    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Red bull and a cigarette.

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        While running around doing a karaoke version of Blur Song 2.

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        So the space force is just a bunch of line cooks?

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          Overworked server monkeys and sysadmins.

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      Definitely freeze dried astronaut food.

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          That shit is delicious. Every time we went to some kind of space-related museum growing up I would bug the shit out of my parents until they got some for me. I felt so freaking cool eating it.

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            I always look for these in tourism destination gift stores. I love them!

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              What does it taste like?

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                Space ice cream! Seriously, it tastes like Neapolitan ice cream, without any of the liquid, and without being cold.

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