• FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today
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    8 months ago

    Can men participate as judges in the tourney, this time?

    Wolf. It’s a singular wolf, so it honestly cannot beat me if it tried. Even if we assume the other two are more docile, all they need to do is try and I would be dead.

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      8 months ago

      Your chances of beating a wolf are low enough that you’d probably be better off with the quick death the other two would provide.

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        8 months ago

        I’ve dealt with wolves at the wildlife sanctuary before. They’re big stupid smelly dogs. If you can flex your arm real good they won’t be able to tear into you, and if you can put your weight on them you’ve already won.

        Definitely don’t recommend it for people with brittle bones, or discord mods, but I’m jacked af bro.

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    8 months ago

    All these answers about potentially killing the other party just makes the bear answer so logically stupid in every situation. No human could fight a bear but if a woman needed to kill a man it would be a much more believable scenario.