ZeroCool@vger.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoDrew Barrymore Reveals She Accidentally Left Her "Sex List" at Danny DeVito's Housewww.marieclaire.comexternal-linkmessage-square107fedilinkarrow-up1279arrow-down126
arrow-up1253arrow-down1external-linkDrew Barrymore Reveals She Accidentally Left Her "Sex List" at Danny DeVito's Housewww.marieclaire.comZeroCool@vger.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square107fedilink
minus-squareCoreidan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-28 months ago“Hey babe. I made a mistake. I want to get back together.” “Sure no problem! Me too! I just need to plow through this list of dudes I’m gonna fuck first.” Seems like an awfully shitty thing to do to someone that’s genuinely interested in you.
minus-squareEatATaco@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoYou cheat on someone: you’re a worthless piece of shit. You don’t get back together with someone because you want to have sex with other people first: you’re sad and creepy. One can never win when it comes to sex in a puritanical society, unless they very faithfully only have sex with one person.
minus-squareAlDente@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·edit-28 months agoSounds kinda hot to me. To spice things up, I’d want to hear all about it when we get back together. E: Kink shamers, the lot of you! I’d rather be with an experienced lady over someone who’s only been with me.
“Hey babe. I made a mistake. I want to get back together.”
“Sure no problem! Me too! I just need to plow through this list of dudes I’m gonna fuck first.”
Seems like an awfully shitty thing to do to someone that’s genuinely interested in you.
You cheat on someone: you’re a worthless piece of shit.
You don’t get back together with someone because you want to have sex with other people first: you’re sad and creepy.
One can never win when it comes to sex in a puritanical society, unless they very faithfully only have sex with one person.
Sounds kinda hot to me. To spice things up, I’d want to hear all about it when we get back together.
E: Kink shamers, the lot of you! I’d rather be with an experienced lady over someone who’s only been with me.