great actor, mycocaine

going to look great with accumulated hand dirt spots and mold

i’m calling the police

former coworkers. everyone was like um wtf you can’t be serious when they announced it. and just like everyone predicted, the marriage lasted less than a year. severest case of “you don’t see red flags when you’re wearing rose colored glasses” i’ve ever seen

i went to a wedding once where the pastor took the whole hour-long ceremony to bash gayness

then the ‘reception’ was breakfast lol

followed by some lame “dating game” between the bride & groom vs the oldest couple in attendance

no booze, no music, no dancing

any future invitations are going in the trash if any of the above elements are going to be involved

i like the butt’ry biscuit base

look at my steam account, i’ll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25

fantastic. if i had any money i’d put some of these “elmo’s bitch” memes on billboards

is it this high school? https://www.woldae.com/portfolio/wayzata-high-school

i won’t dig up pics of schools in poor neighborhoods

this hypothetical pondering isn’t reality. mega wealthy people don’t care if poor people suffer or die. they don’t see us as humans. we are just parasites that cost them money. it literally doesn’t matter that we generate all the money for them–we are repulsive to them, and the celebration over CEO extermination just pushes us even further into “other” territory

this is how kids are raised in billionaire households. you think that asshole’s kids plays with poor kids? or even has any kind of meaningful interaction with them? hell fucking no. they go to private school with other rich kids, get chauffeured everywhere, vacation in places only they can afford, and on and on-- how else would all these kids grow up to be exactly the same as the assholes who raised them?

to hell with the lot of them i say

also the army made a video game to boost recruitment

here’s another absolute gem from that time period

https://brian.carnell.com/articles/2017/u-s-armys-how-to-spot-a-jap-pamphlet/

missed literally almost everyone when it came out saying “Looks amazing, but is just a longer Fern Gully in space.”

i guess so

I have never heard anyone call it good

i guess you missed all the things i’ve seen since the day it came out

https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/avatar-james-cameron-15-year-anniversary

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_box_office_records_set_by_Avatar

https://movieweb.com/avatar-highest-grossing-movie/

https://screenrant.com/james-cameron-avatar-success-positive-right/

i guess “literally almost everyone” just can’t get enough of space fern gully?

it’s weird, in decades of gaming, before (and after) DRG i’ve never had a game that i actually felt guilty for going too long without playing and giving them usage stats

i think i’m one of like 10 people in the world who thought that movie was meh af

it reminded me of dances with wolves, which was also a snoozefest, not helped by moving everything to outer space

google “dr seuss wwii propaganda” you ain’t seen nothing yet

insurance is a fucking scam that preys on the most vulnerable segment of the population in order to enrich themselves and their shareholders. and the vast majority of people think that’s just the way things are in america, therefore it’s the best possible way for things to be. what’s not to understand?

they’ll find a way to blame this on gay books in the library. again

LOL yea let’s laugh at literally every other 1st world country with universal healthcare while we pay thousands a year for insurance that doesn’t pay out

the funniest part of the story is the idea that anyone’s grandma in the 90s had a computer and printed recipes, instead of a handmade old growth hardwood box full of 100 year old recipes handwritten with a quill pen

edit: nvm, my brain didn’t register the “in the future” bit